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I can dig it.
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random gibberings: Happy Towel Day everyone. →
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V,…
Happy Towel Day. #towelday Rest well Douglas.
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I love you more today than yesterday…
Yesterday you really pissed me off!
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Karma’s a bitch.
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A day in the life of a stormtrooper.
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Surprise!
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Scots Why Aye: Cars and Towns →
Traffic in towns and cities is complicated. It is made even more difficult because of the countless variations that can arise. It is where EVERY element of society interacts; the young, the frail and the slow (not in the physical sense). Humans interact with fast, slow, large and small…
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You’re doing it wrong!
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Intelligence wins! #RPSLS
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Howard & Bernadette’s wedding.
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Online Forums
I’ve had to message a user of a forum for being a wanker. I thought I’d share what I wrote:
Hello Wanker,
I know you’re a wanker as you messaged my girlfriend asking if she wanted pictures of you masturbating.
She doesn’t!
I’ve taken the liberty of blocking you from her account as you didn’t bother to read her profile. As you’re blocked, for being a wanker, it states that if you want to contact her you need to act in a dignified manner. You didn’t, probably because you’re a wanker, so you’re blocked.
If you don’t like it, have a wank and calm down, then realise that being a wanker will get you nowhere.
Now, stop being a wanker and harassing girls on here.
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You know you’re British when…
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i want to go see this
How the…?
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